Wednesday, April 9, 2008

artificial reefs

Here is a link for an article on slashdot.org about sinking old New York City subway cars in the ocean to make artificial reefs for fish. Although it is presented as an environmental initiative straight out of a task force or subcommittee full of important people, I can't help but wonder if it was just a fortuitous misinterpretation...

Dirk - Well, that does it for all the boss's enemies and the barrels of green radioactive slime. So we're supposed to dump these old subway cars right about here?

Al - Yeah, that's what the boss said. I feel kinda bad about the environment though.

Skippy - U.S. COAST GUARD! PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!

Dirk and Al - [this quote censored]!!!!

Skippy - Hey guys, whatcha doin'?

Dirk - Um...

Skippy - Wow, were you fellas just getting ready to convert these old retired subway cars into artificial reefs? That's fantastic! The world would be a better place if more people like you would step up and take some responsibility. Reduce! Reuse! Recycle!

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